My 2 year old son annoying Daniel.
me: “Why don’t you put a game on your DS for the baby”
Whispered Under My Breathe: ” thats a terrible idea”
me: ”how about it Daniel?”
MarioTheDan: “I heard what you said just now, and I agree that’s a really bad idea. He will just end up flushing it down the toilet, throwing it outside, or taking a pee on it.”
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” I think it looks like barely, i cant think of it, cool like zombie metroid i dont know.”-Daniel
Ask him if he's pissed they didn't let Spiderman in the Avengers movie, because he was a member in the comics.
“I am glad they didn’t let him in the movie because he is one ugly spider (long pause) man. ” -Daniel
My mom was making a protein shake and shared
“You’re a good cook mom. Like Breeanna. And Breeanna is the hulk.”-Daniel
In response to me saying my stomach hurts
“What is this a diarrhea family?” -Daniel
” Uh…mmmm…I guess dinos because my favorite dino is a pterodactyl and thats as cool as it get” -Daniel
