My 2 year old son annoying Daniel.
me: “Why don’t you put a game on your DS for the baby” Whispered Under My Breathe: ” thats a terrible idea” me: ”how about it Daniel?” MarioTheDan: “I heard what you said just now, and I agree that’s a really bad idea. He will just end up flushing it down the toilet, throwing it outside, or taking a pee on it.”
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My mom was making a protein shake and shared
“You’re a good cook mom. Like Breeanna. And Breeanna is the hulk.”-Daniel
In response to me saying my stomach hurts
“What is this a diarrhea family?” -Daniel
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